Nationality Meme

○● B R I T I S H ○●
[ ] You drink a lot of tea.
[ ] You know what a brolly is.
[ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[ ] You wanted Ben to win X Factor.
[x] You use the word "bugger" or the phrase "bloody hell"
[x] Fish and Chips are yummy.
[ ] You can eat a Full English Breakfast.
[ ] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs.
[ ] Its football...not soccer.
[x] You believe the correct way to spell 'Color'; is 'Colour', and 'Centre.'

Total: 3/10

○● A U S T R A L I A N ○●
[ ] You wear flip flops all year.
[ ] You call flip flops "thongs", not flip flops.
[ ] You love a backyard Barbie.
[ ] You know a Barbie is not a doll.
[ ] You love the beach.
[x] Sometimes you swear without realizing.
[ ] You're a sports fanatic.
[ ] You are tanned.
[ ] You're a bit of a bogan.
[ ] You have an Australian something

Total: 1/10

○● I T A L I A N ○●
[ ] The Sopranos is a great show.
[x] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[ ] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[x] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[ ] You know Italian songs.
[x] You have dark hair and dark eye color.
[ ] You speak some Italian.
[x] You are under 5'10".
[ ] You know what an Italian horn is.
[x] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world! (FAV)
[x] You talk with your hands.

Total: 6/11

○● S P A N I S H ○●
[ ] You say member instead of Remember.
[ ] You speak Spanish or some.
[ ] You like tacos.
[ ] YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr.
[ ] You are dark skinned.
[ ] You know what a Puta is.
[x] You talk fast occasionally.
[ ] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[ ] You know what platanos are.

Total: 1/9

○● R U S S I A N ○●
[ ] You say villain as: Vee-lon.
[ ] You get short tempered.
[x] You know of somebody named Natasha.
[x] You get cold easily.
[x] Rain is fun for you.
[ ] You get into contests all the time.
[x] You can easily make do with the cold weather.

Total: 4/7

○● I R I S H ○●
[ ] You think beer is the best.
[x] You have a bad temper.
[x] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y or L.
[ ] You have blue or green eyes.
[ ] You like the color green.
[x] You have been to a St. Patty's day party.
[x] You have a family member from Ireland.
[x] You have red hair.
[x] You have/had freckles.
[x] Your family get together always include drinking and singing.

Total: 7/10

○● A F R I C A N A M E R I C A N ○●
[ ] You say nigga/nukka casually.
[ ] You have nappy hair.
[ ] You like rap.
[ ] You know how to shoot a gun.
[ ] You think President George Walker Bush is racist.
[ ] You like chicken.
[ ] You like watermelon.
[x] You can dance.
[x] You can sing gospel.

Total: 2/9

○● A S I A N ○●
[ ] You have slanty/small eyes.
[x] You like rice a lot.
[x] You are good at maths.
[/] You have played the piano.
[ ] You have family from Asia.
[ ] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[ ] Most people think you're Chinese.
[ ] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[ ] You go to Baulko. (Huhhh???)

Total: 2.5/9

○● G E R M A N ○●
[x] You like bread
[ ] You think German Chocolate is good.
[ ] You speak some German.
[x] You know what Schnitzel is.
[ ] You hate it when stupid people call you
[x] You went to Pre-school.
[x] You're over 5'2.
Total: 3/7

○● C A N A D I A N ○●
[ ] You like/play/played hockey.
[ ] You love beer.
[x] You say eh.
[ ] You know what poutine is.
[x] You speak some French.
[ ] You love Tim Horton's.
[ ] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[ ] You watch/watched Degrassi.

Total: 2/8

○● A M E R I C A N ○●
[ ] You hate foreigners.
[ ] You hate non - Christians.
[ ] You're lazy.
[ ] You have had an abortion.
[ ] But love the penalty.
[ ] You don't read.
[x] You shop at Wal-Mart.
[x] You think this survey is rather biased.

Total: 2/8

○● B E L G I A N ○●
[ ] you grow some small vegetables in the yard.
[x] you like French fries.
[ ] you think Belgian chocolate rules.
[ ] you know that the 'official best beer in the world' is Belgian.
[ ] you speak both Dutch and French
[ ] you like Belgian waffles.
[ ] you call a pub or bar a café.
[ ] you fully realize and acknowledge that your football team sucks.
[ ] you drive/own a French or German car.
[ ] you have a lot of comments on your government. [ Not sure ]

Total: 1/10

○● D U T C H ○●
[ ] you like the color orange.
[ ] you are a football enthusiast.
[ ] you often go to 'coffee shops'.
[ ] you know what is meant by 'coffee shops'.
[x] you tend to overreact and show your emotions.
[x] you have a cheerful nature.
[ ] you like the sea.
[x] you are good at building/handiwork/projects.
[ ] you tend to favour the megalomania.

Total: 3/9

Looks like I'm Irish through and through!!